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Dance with Dragons Daenerys by ~0KiWi0

fire-kissed:

RHYME TIME
by Theon Greyjoy

Has rhyming always been torturous, frustrating and hard to understand? Does it feel like you’re being flayed alive sometimes? Like you wanna break your fingers, smash your teeth in, and cry? 

Well - NEVER AGAIN!

Learning has NEVER been THIS FUN before! Our favourite Kraken, raised and educated by the best, now brings to you this fun, interactive, and educational linguistics tool for children and adults alike! Simply select what age group you belong to, and the chapter exercises and examples are tailored appropriately! (Want innocent examples about bleak weather and weak joints? Select the children’s edition. For something more depressing, gruesome, and sadistic, select the adult version instead!)

For only three easy payments of two gold dragons (and the promise of sanctuary, safety, and secret refuge to our author), you’ll receive this AMAZING book! Find a copy at your nearest Maester’s library NOW!

Chapter Summaries:

BOOK ONE: REEK
I - It Rhymes with Bleak
II - It Rhymes with Creak
III - It Rhymes with Freak
IV - It Rhymes with Meek
V - It Rhymes with Sneak
VI - It Rhymes with Weak

Bonus Exercises! Let’s Learn About Homophones!
Creak and Creek?
Peek, Peak, Pique?
Weak and Week?

BOOK TWO: JEYNE
with special contributing writer Jeyne Poole
VII - It Rhymes with Bane
VIII - It Rhymes with Feign
IX - It Rhymes with Pain
X - It Rhymes with Slain
XI - It Rhymes with Stain
XII - It Rhymes with Wane

Bonus Exercises! Let’s Learn About Geography and Meteorology!
Does the RAIN in SPAIN really fall MAINly on the PLAIN?

Made for Throneland Challenge 10: Best Sellers

Will come back when finished with this baby:

LIVING THE SPOILERFREE DREAM!!!

(of course, I’ll be living some post on queue, just in case someone really reads them)